Starpelly

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A couple weeks ago, I made and released a small Minesweeper clone with the initial goal of recreating that classic “Tetris” game loop. The results were quite excellent if you ask me.

You can play it in the browser on itch.io:

A big thanks to Darkener for playtesting the game and kinda co-designing.

It only took about six days to complete, starting from scratch. I have no idea if that’s considered a long time for a game this small. I was going to make an Android port, and to be honest, I still might—but that’s for another day.

TOTAL INCEL DEATH. Kill incels. Behead incels. Roundhouse kick an incel to the concrete.

Do you know what I hate more than a loser? A loser who makes it everyone else’s problem. That’s a loser that can only be generated from an advanced strain of autism! The kind of autism I see from Twitter daily that would kill a small victorian child. A strain of autism plaguing unchallenged in our communities, and President Reagan isn’t even doing anything about it!

These autistic losers are called “incels”, and they are by far, the uncontested worst group of people on Earth. Along with crypto-bros taking a close 2nd place.

These “people” are just autistic enough to be socially stigmatized, but also not autistic enough to make actual good uses out of their autism. As a result, these “people” have decided to dedicate their entire lives to infiltrating anything and everything they can think of with their bitching and whining, with the ultimate goal of spreading misery to as many civilized and normal people as possible.

I’ve started noticing this trend more commonly amongst Christian circles (as I am Christian). Since like 2021, a lot of these “people” have started infiltrating churches in hopes of finding a “wife”. The women at these churches aren’t looking for husbands, they’re there to worship God. I think the biggest victim of this problem is The Eastern Orthodox Church, which is currently being flooded by the autist-tsunami.

A member of one of The Eastern Orthodox Church has decided to make a tweet calling them out:

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He got harassed by one of these retards over his objectively reasonable tweet:

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To be fair, this guy claims to not be Christian, but you can read the replies yourself if you want more examples.

Good news is, this problem is mostly self-solving, as most of these men are ready to just move to a different church the moment their views are challenged; but that’s not the point. I’m sick and tired of seeing these losers all day harass women and participate in other homosexual behavior.

As an asexual “volcel”, I hold the opinion that if there were any reason to be mad at women, “I can’t get bitches” has to be the shittiest and least valid. Women were literally designed by God to follow men. If you are incapable of drawing women towards you, you were always destined to be alone. If you can’t handle that fact, kill yourself.

Isolation is a choice. Stop being a loser.

One thing I’ve noticed more and more as I’ve grown older, is that adults are surprisingly stupid! Mothers will get their infant boy’s penis mutilated for no reason other than aesthetics. My own parents made a lot of stupid decisions while raising me that in my view, didn’t need to be made. I don’t think of myself as a smart person, so most of this might just be hubris.

The biggest problem I have with most parents these days is the obsession with posting their children on social media for everyone else to see. It’s just very sad, I don’t know what goes through these parent’s minds. It’s a level of narcissism rivaled only by IVF and surrogacy. How much disrespect must you have for your children’s privacy to just post them on the clear-web for every weird pervert to have access to? This is a very big reason I’m not completely pro-parental rights.

I’m very grateful I was born before this point.

Getting diagnosed with mental illness is a bitch. In a certain way, you’re treated as “less as” than others. I’m sure many people already know this, though. It makes me feel angry and alienated.

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As a Christian who lives with mental illness who literally believes that the resurrection happened in a very literal way, I find it stupidly offensive when some redditor dismisses me as ‘insane’ or ‘ridiculous’, only to then promote ideas like ‘simulation theory’ as though they’re more reasonable.

Ever since I’ve first heard about it back when I was in 3rd grade, it always sounded off to me. I’ve always found the hypothesis both dull and unconvincing, as it borrows heavily from the core principles of general deism, yet then asserts that the creator of this universe is finite. This finite creator concept rests on the assumption that because humans have developed relatively fast computers, hardly remarkable given theoretical limitations, it would therefore be feasible for some ‘greater finite’ being to create a universe that appears infinitely complex on both macro and micro levels.

They also don’t seem to account for the fact that computers can break down, too. If it was true, we should at least be seeing literal glitches and errors right now considering the harmful things we are doing to and on Earth. Or maybe there are glitches, and we just can’t recognize them yet…?

The simulation theory, at its core, is an unoriginal idea created by innovation. No one would’ve thought of this before Alan Turing.

tldr; Simulation theory is religion for atheists.

While my body is sweating and my head hurts, I stare at my screen wondering why am I doing this? Making a video game for people to play and toss away next minute. “I just want to go to sleep”, I say while I continue working at the bug I’ve been tackling for the past 4 hours. Twitter is open on my other monitor just to piss me off more. Nothing about this is healthy.

After many hours of work, the problem as been resolved, and I look at the game in its state. Unfinished, but full of potential. It’s when I remember why I do this.

I haven’t eaten in days, and yet I sit here more, waiting to complete my creation; because that’s what I want.

Work on Motionmelody continues slowly. Maybe one day, it will finally be completed.

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